Friday, September 4, 2009

Dear Baby,

  • I hated having to carry you around in my arms everywhere. You are big and heavy and not exactly portable. It's not like I could just stuff you in my tote.
  • Having you around has been one of the most stressful times in my life.
  • Sorry for often leaving you in car during winter.
  • While everyone else was out having a good time and being normal, I was stuck at home with you.
  • You hurt my back.
  • I apologize for dropping you multiple times. It was mostly accidental, but sometimes it was purely out of frustration for my inability to cope and understand you. And it's not like I didn't sustain injuries from that one time I dropped you on my foot.
  • I stayed up late for so many nights because of you. My dark under eye circles will forever be a testament of that.
  • Even though you were a source for many unpleasant events (or lack thereof), I must admit that I learned quite a lot ever since I had you.

    Sincerely, Less-Burdened Nursing Student
DISCLAIMER: no real babies were harmed during this post.